My father sent this to me:
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard.
'Jesus is watching you'
Freaked out he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep' said the parrot and squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed, 'Watching me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' The burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus.'
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